User:Cooper17

About me
My name is Martin Cooper, I am 17 and a half. I am living in the UK. I was born in Glasgow rottenrow at 20:47 in the 1st of September 1992 which makes me a Virgo which of course I don't give a shit about because it is pointless worrying about dates of birth. I have lived in three homes through out my life and my current home is where I have lived my happy life for Ten years and I am not moving. I know a lot about a show called Family Guy. I like dogs, mainly greyhounds, labs and older dogs. One time I had an Irish wolf hound jump down from a hay bail and land on my head. I spent Seven years at Thorntree Primary(elementary)from Aug 1997 to Jun 2004 then Five years at Bannerman High (Aug 2004 - May 2009) which meant no more school but it also meant fifteen weeks of boredom. Primary sucked, secondary sucked because I had no independence, Three things I hated about primary: First of all, there was the fact that I was always in detention for crap like being pally with people, not finishing tasks Secondly, waiting for the teacher to get us and the MOST annoying thing is the whole class drones out "GOOOODDD MOOORRRNNNIIINNNGGG MR SMIITTHHH!!!!" the stuff I hated about Bannerman: classes being told of for "pretending" to fall asleep in class, if I could help it I wouldn't do it, and there were the times I forgot my glasses but since coming to college those days are numbered. The only upside to school is leaving and the other upside to bannerman is because there is a unit for me, my pal Adam and all other Aspies (Aspergers Syndrome to those who don't know) I am now 6ft 3in tall and I weigh 125 lbs. I hate people who constantly switch between the two USE IMPERIAL. I have hazel eyes (as does Alvin) and short hair and a red hat(as does Alvin). If I were to describe my personality I would say I am a shy person An example of this is when I go to Halfords when I am talking to a staff member I don't look at him/her; I look at either the desk, floor, what ever I may be holding at the time or the bike they are working on, another side of my personality is that I am a funny guy. At home my temper used to rise easily by simple things like losing the remote for my TV five minutes before my show started. I was saddest when my dog died at the age of 4 in 2006 five days after I was mugged for a ball. I am happiest at Christmas and birthdays, this year was not good because I spent all my money on a steel frame rigid bike after being on Aluminium and my next big spend is a car. I live with my parents and my brother, we rarely get on, the current debate has been said, I like going on vacation, for the past 2 years we went to Telford, 70 Miles west of Birmingham. When I am in Majorca, I feel like I am in the US due to Black on white embossed license plates and LHD cars.

My best friends are "The Glasgow Philosopher" and Allan Craig My best time with Alan was in 1998 when he wanted to go outside to play he would turn off my PS1 while I was playing it which didn’t annoy me. I like these friends because Adam is a funny guy and Alan keeps me out of bad habits such as smoking. My best time with Adam was when we were twelve and we hired a bouncy castle, and my best time with Adam was when we went go-karting and I set a time of 42.09secs, was behind the pack but 1 lap ahead. I do nothing but either sleep or watch TV after college (or both). After college I am going to work in Halfords as it is not too far, have own transport and I get paid.

As you know, I like cars all except the Daewoo rebages as said by J. Clarkson to a member of the audience "J.C. It's actually a Daewoo Matiz, try and keep up, A.M. it's a Chevy. J.C. IT'S NOT A CHEVROLET!!!" if this continues car sci-fi will be reality in the year 2015. The Metric system sucks, I am British not from Europe I would change the Registration Plates Plates to Black on White embossed.

When I was younger I wanted to be a taxi driver. My ambitions have changed since then, because I would need to deal with people who dodge paying the fare, low talkers and the radio. I would like to visit the US because I like there cars from 1945 to 2000.

I will try to answer any questions you have.

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